Later today at 6:00 PM EST there will be an auction where the highest bidder may purchase the rights to MirabeauLamar of Astonia.

The auction will be conducted by RainOfPain125 and will begin at 130 diamonds.

This auction relates to the rights of the prisoner. After you win the bid, we will give the player their freedom, and you lay down the law to them - you say that you've paid x amount of diamonds for their freedom, and now you expect x amount of diamonds as gratitude. Its a speculative, potentially profitable investment!

The winner of the bid is free to make any contract they want with the prisoner, and enforce the contract in any way they see fit. Leviticus will not be responsible for the terms of your contract with the prisoner, nor the enforcement of any contract.

In the meantime while MirabeauLamar is imprisoned, we are declaring that: There shall be no breaking chests or griefing within Astonia Proper.

As for Anisso, there is no stipulation regarding raiding. However we will punish those who grief.

64 diamond bounty on Breaking836 for killing a Kaczynskite citizen
Vorpal may be exchanged or kept by the one who kills him for a 1 week sentence

A22georgepro, also known as Simos ran at two Sovian soldiers engaging on a trade mission to Soc Island. Known for activities such as calling players pedophiles / nazis without evidence and being a generally unpleasant player, he is suspected of organising a counterrevolution with a potential Zinovievite Third Column against Sovia and Hyrule. After being pearled, he proceeded to burn bridges with everyone who showed kindness towards him and will receive extra sentencing.

A22georgepro, also known as Simos, has delivered a motivating speech saving him from being permanently pearled. Simos will be in a shelter on an island owned by mount kaczynski, as a freedom fighter. In a close race in the pearling vote, Simos managed to convince the people to vote to be free. Simos has now declared capri as an "AI Pedophile Fascist", promising to fight for everyone's freedom.

Mt. Kacyznski has accepted the offer of becoming a Sovian protectorate, effective immediately. Mt.K will allow Sovia unlimited military and civilian access, and coordinate all its decisions with the Sovian leadership. In return, Mt. K will receive exclusive imports of both mass goods and highly valuable commodities such as XP blocks in bulk.

AVE SOVIA!

AVE MOUNT KACZYNSKI!

Today ChampionofGold was found at The Pigpen breaking bastions & other parts of The Pigpen's defenses. Levitican authorities intercepted the criminal and executed justice.

An hour later an auction bid was held for the sale of the rights over ChampionofGold. The highest bidder & winner of the sale was y0ungsquid of Jolly Junction, purchasing Champion for 40 diamonds.

All parties are very satisfied! The Pigpen is safe, the enforcer of justice was compensated for his good deeds, the criminal is freed from the end, and the Jolly Junction has one more jolly elf!

Herzog vorped for violating Mount Kaczynski land ban
post claims

The Caliphate is now owned by Elusav as a vassal state. They were sold to Elusav in exchange for the reps owed to Yodieland, Sovia, Leviticus, and Trivium.

The Blumen-Pakt nations of Trivium, Sovia & Leviticus along with our greatest ally Yodieland have come to a satisfying conclusion to the Winter War.

On 2026 October 28th citizens of The Caliphate violated a landban to move into Anisso and attack _coldwntr who is a citizen of Trivium. These scoundrels killed coldwntr and stole all of his gear.

On the same day, Leviticus warned leader of The Caliphate KingOfTheWilted that the armor set and all his belongings must be returned. This was rejected.

On the next day October 29th a coalition of Blumenpakt+Yodieland moved onto The Caliphate taking out their sanctuary and vorping Ferigen & IDKCALLMEFIRE.

Since then there has been a continued state of war between The Caliphate & coalition forces. Today I am announcing an end to all hostilities.

Leviticus brokered a deal between the coalition & Elusavis in order to sell off all rights to The Caliphate's land, assets, and people to the Elusavis Region.

Bill of sale has been finalized. 68 diamond blocks, 94 emerald blocks, coldwntr's set back, and an additional full prot set as punishment has been paid to Leviticus and fairly distributed among coalition parties.

In return Ferigen & IDKCALLMEFIRE have been freed. The state of war between Blumenpakt+Yodieland is now concluded, and The Caliphate has paid proper reps for past incidents.

Let this be a fresh start for The Caliphate and its people, under the wisdom and lordship of Elusavis.

The FoN has decided to claim the following land on behalf of all member states. This land will likely serve as the primary headquarters of the federation.

The large pyramid has finally been constructed and is being used for hyrule command and control.

Its main purpose is to strengthen relations between Astonia and Hyrule, its apart of the new and forming Alphagos region.

Anyone is welcome to the Alphagos islands, when new land is available claim it for free, the only requirements are to either build in a beta style or limit yourself to beta materials.

This is a post from the hyrulian network

Yesterday evening infamous Astonian Highwayman MirabeauLamar was reportedly seen gangstalking on the dark corners of the LIPIR lines. Looking for newfriends with factories to take from under the guise of "returning stolen Anissite property".

These "monarcho-socialist" bandits do not seem like the type to value human life.

Be warned!

(Note: Please ignore the last post about RainOfPain125, it was an accident.)

Yesterday, when Caliphate forces descended on Ardvacciano, WearyCherry, a former Astonian/Anissite citizen, stole 4 major factories from the Anisso bunker as she left.

This act of insiding cannot go unpunished. If WearyCherry refuses to return the factories within 48 hours from this post, the Aramanthine Kingdom of Astonia will be forced to take military action. We wish for peace, and therefore that she will return the factories to Ardvacciano promptly.

JAI ASTONIA!

King and Emperor of Astonia,
MrJoCrafter (MirabeauLamar)

RainofPain125, eternal autocrat of the Levitican Federation was found destroying the Anissite sanctuaries, an act of war against the Amaranthine Kingdom of Astonia.

BACKGROUND
Following a dispute involving allied national coldwntr, the terrorist group Caliphate issued a VORPAL ON SIGHT (VOS) notice applicable within its claimed territory. Caliphate personnel subsequently conducted an operation outside those territorial limits, vorpaling coldwntr beyond the jurisdiction of their own notice.

REACTION
In response, a Joint Allied Special Operations Task Force comprising Rhodesian, Trivium, Sovian, and Levitican elements was assembled to conduct Operation IRON ECLIPSE.

Joint forces launched a ground assault against Caliphate territory, seizing land and forcing hostile fighters to withdraw into the Nether. With the hostile element remaining in the Nether, allied personnel continued operations against Caliphate military infrastructure for approximately thirty minutes.

Two Caliphate combatants subsequently used random teleportation to return to the Overworld. Both were immediately detected by the Flock security network, providing the task force with actionable intelligence on their movement.

Acting on these detections, joint forces tracked down and vorpaled IDKCALLMEFIRE, a core Caliphate leader and one of the organization’s most capable fighters.

Confirmed operational results:

Caliphate land seized during the ground assault.
Caliphate military infrastructure is actively being disabled.
IDKCALLMEFIRE tracked down and vorpaled.
IDKCALLMEFIRE has been sentenced to indefinite detention.

Hyrule remains uninvolved in the ongoing conflicts and diplomatic issues between The Caliphate and Trivium. As a neutral third party, Hyrule condones any attacks on or in its' land and will join the war efforts against any aggressors attacking people in our land.

We hope a peaceful solution can be reached between both parties, but should it not be, our stance remains the same. We are uninvolved.

"We wish for love and peace." - Unknown

Nationless land is being build and constructed in the south west ocean.
These islands are relics of the past, built with old terrain style.
a 1:1 recreation of the infdev brick pyramid is being build here, as long with plans of a large indev island "national park" of sorts.

The parkour course known as the Cherry Chain Challenge has opened at -660, 2695 in Fort Worth II, Astonia. It's a gruelling acrobatic challenge involving chain and glass pane parkour.

If you can send me a full video of you completing the challenge from beginning to end, I will give you One (1) Telltale Heart IV relic.

JAI ASTONIA!

King and Emperor of Astonia,
MrJoCrafter (MirabeauLamar)

coldwntr came to the caliphate, was killing our abuse goblin y0ungsquid, after being told not to, he then starting asking about boxy's sword and was suspiciously interested in

_coldwntr was told to leave. "You may have overstayed your welcome." -KingOfTheWilted
He came back afterward and continued to stay. All Caliphate members belive he was trying to lure and attack boxy. IDKCALLMEFIRE left for a set of armor and scared _coldwntr away who fleed over the wall. _coldwntr is declared KOS (Kill On Sight)

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