To the people of Civ Plus,
It has come to the attention of the Kingdom of Hyrule that a figure known only as the Orange Lady has been attacking innocent animals in Astonia. Cows, sheep, pigs and chickens alike have fallen victim to her senseless cruelty.
Hyrule will not stand idly by.
Today we announce the formation of PETA Hyrule (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), a task force dedicated to protecting the defenseless creatures of this world, wherever they may graze.
Our message to the Orange Lady is simple: put down the sword and step away from the livestock. Your reign of terror over Astonia's animals ends now.
To the people of Astonia: you are not alone. Hyrule stands with you and your animals.
To the animals of Astonia: help is on the way.
Glory to Hyrule. Justice for the cows.
— The Kingdom of Hyrule