The Republic of Natsilaerton, led by supreme leaders Parker and Sepia (whom many claim are one and the same) are rumored to be preparing to declare war on the Amaranthine Kingdom of Astonia for beginning construction of a bunker without a license.
Natsilaerton cites international law - created after the first ethereal hyperwar - which enforces a one-time fee of one (1) diamond to obtain a bunker permit.
Witnesses report forward operating bunkers are being built on the borders of Astonia. Gathering any further reports is difficult as deafening trumpets pierce the ears of our press teams, angels crying MrJoCrafter's name. The time has come.
"Honestly we'll go home if they just dropchest the one diamond for the permit." — Separkia, Supreme Leader
The Levitican Federation has offered to mediate the conflict by placing a dropchest in neutral territory at -1025, 1, -1 which Astonia can use to remit payment of one (1) diamond for a legal bunker license. Millions hold their breath, will JoCrafter sue for peace? Or will Astonia's fate of total annihilation be sealed? Stay tuned, we will update the story as it evolves.