The nation of Hyrule has sought to overclaim the Goldmund Isles, a former SODA member nation which is now a territory of the Amaranthine Kingdom of Astonia, without any particular interest in the region besides proximity, as reported by Hyrulean diplomatic cables. To further this end, they have placed a sanctuary named "Port Zelda" which has stretched to cover parts of the eastern Isles.
A few minutes ago, the King of Astonia was attacked while working on a fort on the westernmost Goldmund Isle by Hyrulean fighters HeroBacon9571111, ItzHigh, CartoonyImp, and _ez. He quickly withdrew to South Padre Island, not having used a single potion*. This act of wanton aggression, and refusal to negotiate an acceptable compromise during previous diplomatic efforts, should demonstrate to all nations across the world that Hyrule has become a rogue nation determined to rule the Southeast with an iron grip.
CoolestB0X, HeroBacon9571111, ItzHigh, CartoonyImp, and _ez are hereby VOS (Vorpal on Sight) in all Astonian territories until such time as this Hyrulean campaign of imperial aggression ends.
JAI ASTONIA!
King and Emperor of Astonia,
MrJoCrafter (MirabeauLamar)
MrJoCrafter (MirabeauLamar)
*Because I didn't have any on me...