"trillions of astonians are going to die"* says Supreme Leader Separkia of Natsilaerton, after the unspeakably impoverished monarch of Astonia tried to cash in a fake diamond to purchase a bunker license.
Unable to scrape even one dimmie from the bottom of their barrels. After having auctioned off all their barrels earlier this month to pay for war debts.
All players, from all nations across the server kneel to give a prayer. They bow their heads and shield their eyes from the endless bloodshed. They close their ears to obscure the blood curdling screams. The second ethereal hyperwar has begun.
god is here.
and he wants his one (1) diamond.